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		<title>The Coda Debate and the Great Divide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/the-coda-debate-and-the-great-divide/',size:'large'}I have long been a supporter of local bands in this area, even enough to have visited The Blue Monkey and its date rape bathroom on many, many occasions. The local music and arts scene in Monroe is one of the best things that this town has going for it. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas GOP Runs on Oral Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/texas-gop-runs-on-oral-sex/',size:'large'}If you haven&#8217;t read the 2010 State of Texas Republican Party Platfrom, then allow me to give you some of the stunning highlights. We Believe in: 1. Strict adherence to the Declaration of Independence and U.S. and Texas Constitutions. Ok, so far so good. Nothing strange here. 2. Preserving American Freedom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Sex Book Explosion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/the-great-sex-book-explosion/',size:'large'}A while back, my friend Jane and I were discussing this huge demographic of married American males who are just not getting any poon. Men that have been married for a while and maybe even have a couple of kids. Men who had a normal sex life for the first couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excused Absences for Everyone? Nope- Just for Jesus.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/excused-absences-for-everyone-nope-just-for-jesus/',size:'large'}Just for Jesus, an evangelical event for students planned for April 22nd, is being advertised as a “platform for students to perform their arts, music and display their talents driven by Christ through a field trip while in school.” Oh yeah &#8211; and an easy excused absence. In one of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why He Doesn&#8217;t Tip: Twat-Wafflery at it&#8217;s Finest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/why-he-doesnt-tiptwat-wafflery-at-its-finest/',size:'large'}Today an article was published in The Hawkeye (ULM&#8217;s newspaper &#8211; formerly the PowWow) entitled Why I Don&#8217;t Tip. It is unclear whether the author, Joseph Roberts, is on staff at ULM or merely a student, but this much is startlingly clear:  he is an asshat. In his article, Mr. Roberts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Ode to the Crack Whore Gas Station Attendant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/an-ode-to-the-crack-whore-gas-station-attendant/',size:'large'}Dear Crack Whore Gas Station Attendant, I love you the most. You don&#8217;t try to engage me in conversation at 6am when all I want in the world is some caffeine. You mumble the amount of purchase, avert your eyes and take my money &#8211; thus making the world exactly how [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.monroe-underground.com/an-ode-to-the-crack-whore-gas-station-attendant/</link>
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		<title>The Straw that Stirs the Drink</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cutting yourself is like listening to Christian radio.]]></description>
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		<title>Where is Your Hallowed Ground?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where is your hallowed ground?]]></description>
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		<title>Tattooed Professionals and Discrimination</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/tattooed-professionals-and-discrimination/',size:'large'}There is a very interesting thread going on over at the News Star forum entitiled The Dangerous Art of the Tattoo.  I thought I would take a moment today to share some of the more &#8220;enlightened&#8221; posts from the thread and let you guys respond. I would not hire a young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer, BBQ and Broadcast Radio</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fundraiser for KEDM at Tenore's tonight!]]></description>
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