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		<title>Monroe City Employee Gets Paid $53,814 per Year to Watch Concrete Dry</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/monroe-city-employee-gets-paid-53814-per-year-to-watch-concrete-dry/',size:'large'}In a not so stunning turn of events for the City of Monroe, the Louisiana legislative auditor has released an incriminating report concerning the Engineering Department. It seems that Mr. Ricardo Nance was hired as the Survey Party Chief in May of 2009, despite the fact that he was severely unqualified. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wherein I Dance with John Goodman in Target</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/wherein-i-dance-with-john-goodman-in-target/',size:'large'}I used to sleep. In the before time, in the long, long ago. This was before my home on Mill Street was broken into while my husband, myself and my son were all sleeping inside. The house was, shall we say&#8230;ghetto adjacent&#8230;but I had never felt unsafe there. Until the break [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Coda Debate and the Great Divide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/the-coda-debate-and-the-great-divide/',size:'large'}I have long been a supporter of local bands in this area, even enough to have visited The Blue Monkey and its date rape bathroom on many, many occasions. The local music and arts scene in Monroe is one of the best things that this town has going for it. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texas GOP Runs on Oral Sex</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/texas-gop-runs-on-oral-sex/',size:'large'}If you haven&#8217;t read the 2010 State of Texas Republican Party Platfrom, then allow me to give you some of the stunning highlights. We Believe in: 1. Strict adherence to the Declaration of Independence and U.S. and Texas Constitutions. Ok, so far so good. Nothing strange here. 2. Preserving American Freedom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Sex Book Explosion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/the-great-sex-book-explosion/',size:'large'}A while back, my friend Jane and I were discussing this huge demographic of married American males who are just not getting any poon. Men that have been married for a while and maybe even have a couple of kids. Men who had a normal sex life for the first couple [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excused Absences for Everyone? Nope- Just for Jesus.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/excused-absences-for-everyone-nope-just-for-jesus/',size:'large'}Just for Jesus, an evangelical event for students planned for April 22nd, is being advertised as a “platform for students to perform their arts, music and display their talents driven by Christ through a field trip while in school.” Oh yeah &#8211; and an easy excused absence. In one of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why He Doesn&#8217;t Tip: Twat-Wafflery at it&#8217;s Finest</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/why-he-doesnt-tiptwat-wafflery-at-its-finest/',size:'large'}Today an article was published in The Hawkeye (ULM&#8217;s newspaper &#8211; formerly the PowWow) entitled Why I Don&#8217;t Tip. It is unclear whether the author, Joseph Roberts, is on staff at ULM or merely a student, but this much is startlingly clear:  he is an asshat. In his article, Mr. Roberts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Ode to the Crack Whore Gas Station Attendant</title>
		<description><![CDATA[var fbShare = {url: 'http://www.monroe-underground.com/an-ode-to-the-crack-whore-gas-station-attendant/',size:'large'}Dear Crack Whore Gas Station Attendant, I love you the most. You don&#8217;t try to engage me in conversation at 6am when all I want in the world is some caffeine. You mumble the amount of purchase, avert your eyes and take my money &#8211; thus making the world exactly how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Straw that Stirs the Drink</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Cutting yourself is like listening to Christian radio.]]></description>
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		<title>Where is Your Hallowed Ground?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where is your hallowed ground?]]></description>
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