Oct 08 2009

The Straw that Stirs the Drink

Category: Muah!Alice @ 9:54 pm

cocktailDo you ever do something that you know is going to piss you off just so that you can get all riled up?

Sometimes I find myself listening to conservative talk radio, alone in the car, just to pull myself out of  a rut.  I get all psyched up and start yelling at the radio on the way home and the funny thing is, I always, always feel better when all is said and done.

I turn off the radio, take the key out of the car and walk up to my front porch with a smile and a determined look.

It’s a release.  A release that happens because I am an even tempered person 99% of the time.  I let comments at work slide because I know that stupidity is very difficult to fight.  I don’t point out my agnosticism when everyone around me is talking about how the Lord healed their child’s sniffle.

I nod and smile.

I try to keep the peace.

Sometimes this works…other times it backfires and I end up yelling in my boss’s face that her mother needs to get the hell out of the office because she is PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF!

This type of situation usually concludes with me being placed on some sort of prayer list.

Bless my heart.

So I have a theory.  Maybe if I stop trying to be so even tempered all the time and stop worrying about being perceived as a hedonistic bitch, I would be a little more mentally healthy. If I let go and let a comment slide out of my mouth now and again, I won’t have to torture myself into a rage by listening to Christian radio on the way home from work.

What can I say, it’s a sickness.  Some people cut themselves, I listen to Rush.

It’s easy to lose faith in humanity when everyone around you seems to be completely absurd and out of touch with reality.  I think it’s time to let the majority know that we are here. We’re here, some of us are queer, some of us are atheists, some of us are humanists, some of us drink and do unspeakable sexual acts, some of us curse, some of us don’t believe that just because we are human makes us evil, and yes, some of us even vote!  As the pagans say, it’s time to come out of the broom closet.

The ladies and gentlemen around here seem to have an ongoing  love affair with  the game “bash the liberals”.  Little do they know that these very liberal heathens are their neighbors, doctors, teachers, day care workers, chefs, and the people, in general, who keep things running smoothly.

I think it’s time to stop nodding and smiling.

Here’s my challenge to all of you this week.  Do something unexpected.  Hide your co-worker’s stapler. Let that snarky comment come flying out of your mouth and then smile and walk away.  Say something that you know will make someone uncomfortable.  Make a Hitler stick puppet out of the photo of Dr. Broussard on the back of the phone book and start a war reinactment. Do SOMETHING, ANYTHING so that you know that you are not getting caught up in the day to day PC bullshit and that you have not forgotten how to live and laugh and emote and be human.  Just once, be the straw that stirs the drink.

disclaimer: the writer of this blog is not a nazi

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8 Responses to “The Straw that Stirs the Drink”

  1. YoMama says:

    Speaking of drinks, you need one.

  2. admin says:

    Yes. Yes, I do. Two, please.

  3. annie says:

    Sounds like it’s that time of the month for someBODY. It’s ok, you live in Monroe, La. What do you expect? Most of us just deal with it and let it go. It’s not really a big deal. Get over it!

  4. admin says:

    Get over what? I’m not sure that you actually read this post. Your comment is very strange.

  5. fluidzen says:

    Annie, please read the blog before posting. Maybe think before typing?

  6. Ned says:

    Once, at a grade-school parents’ night, one of my teachers commented on what a quiet, even-tempered child I was. My mom told her I got rid of my aggression by shooting airplane models to pieces with a BB gun. My teachers never looked at me quite the same after that… you know what they say about the quiet ones… don’t let ‘em run out of models to shoot at!

  7. admin says:

    Awesome! I will admit that I have been known to purchase perfectly good dishes from Goodwill for the sole purpose of smashing them against a brick wall.

  8. Amy says:

    Yes. Yes, I do. Two, please.

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